About Albertroad

Albertroad is single and is seeking females for friendship or a casual relationship or a serious relationship.

In my 50's I keep fit-ish, weighing in at 12 stone 7lbs.
I'm healthy with all my own teeth, limbs and in the right order.
Easy going. Love to laugh.
Average build, educated, & solvent. What else would a lady need to know?
A self-starter who has absolutely no interest in committing murder.
I will defend your honour in public, or maybe I won't.
I won't take sh!te from waiters.
I'll get you pregnant, leave, and then come back to plead for forgiveness and do it all again, probably with your best mate.
I'm not down to earth at all.
If you don't reply to my texts, I will turn up to your house drunk at 3 o'clock in the morning crying and trying to break in.
I hate drinking tea, doing hobbies, & cuddling on the sofa, watching rom-coms.
I hate bicycles, the beach, sunshine, and walking in the park, and Cider, God, I hate effing Cider.