About Andya59

Andya59 is divorced and is seeking females for a serious relationship.

WARNING!! - MAY CONTAIN NUTS
The picture attached to this profile has been rated PG and may not be suitable for those of a sensitive disposition.
As you have possibly ascertained, I can be a bit silly! But what the heck, life's too short!
I suppose I ought to get serious, so here goes. I'm looking for someone who can accept me as I am, which is intelligent, honest, loyal and reliable. I don't take life too seriously, but I am not irresponsible. I would like someone I could hold, and make them feel that they never want me to let go. Someone I can love until the stars fall from the sky ( cheesy! ). I like, amongst other things, reading, crocodiles, sofa cuddles, waterfalls, roast dinners, bananas, movies, white wine, rainy days, Indian food, Spurs, music,Haribo, fast cars, giving foot rubs, penguins, nice tea, cats and dogs, thunderstorms, Gogglebox, laughing, watches, weekend lie-ins, boot sales, holding hands, sheep,eating out, etc. etc. etc.!
I don't like, ignorance, intolerance, horse racing, aubergines, cleaning out the filter in the washing machine, Katie Price, mosquitoes ( what are they for?! ), unsolicited sales calls, being unable to get my hair cut, Big Brother, going to make a sandwich only to discover the bread's gone mouldy, Arsenal, racism, people who try to force their opinions on you, any form of milk that hasn't come from the proper source, hangnails. However, for the right woman I could learn to like some of these things. I am very adaptable!
Anyway, if you've reached this part, I applaud your perseverance. And should you like to message me for any reason whatsoever please do, I will always reply. Any questions you may have, feel free to ask and I will provide an honest reply ( after consultation with my legal team! ). Good luck x
P.S. If we should meet and you look nothing like your profile picture, you will be buying all the drinks until you do!!