About BananaSplits1

BananaSplits1 is divorced and is seeking females for friendship or a serious relationship.

I am an average guy with a house and job. I am happy and relaxed and I am quite presentable with more than one brain cell and a personality. I have a wicked sense of humour and I am down to earth, silly, caring, romantic on occasions, fun loving, open and honest and considered to be everyone's friend and I have no hidden agendas. I am financially independent with my own house and no debts so i don't need anyone elses money.

At nearly 6'0 tall without my stilettos, I should be tall enough to accommodate you wearing your high heels and dust the spiders from your ceiling room corners for you. Despite my love for donuts and twinkies, my figure is still toned with no middle age spread and I have my own teeth and not plastic ones. I did have hair but it is now shaved. I am warm chatty and very nicely mannered, and tactile. I have a good job that keeps me in donuts and twinkies and I dress nicely and always smell nice :-).

As a child I lived and surfed in countries all over the world; nine other countries to be precise so I am very well cultured and was overdosed on asian, persian and american cultures amongst other things. I can promise you an interesting story a day for the rest of your life. I can read, write and speak two other languages. Mandarin and Arabic which is quite suprising really, considering that I am struggling to speak my native tongue :-)
Oh and I can also read and translate Egyptian hieroglyphics, not that there is much call for that sort of thing :-)

I am very family orientated and I love to eat out, enjoy a good night on the tiles, love children and I like shopping, the movies, historical sites, theatre and anything fun. I used to be very sporty and I swam for England at junior level and I was in the British skydiving team.

I enjoy a very busy social life, have lots of friends and like to keep active as well as relaxing at home. I am very excited about the future and there is so much I want to do such as exotic vacations, Xmas shopping in New York and just enjoying the simple things in life and it would be nice to have someone special to enjoy those experiences with.

I plan to sell up one day and move abroad or to the Dorset Coast. to the Florida or Texas coast.

Well thats it I think, 7.5 out of 10 for effort I guess and i hope it's good enough for you to have a look at my profile.. Now all I can do is sit back and burn the midnight hour armed with endless cups of coffee and boxes of Tescos donuts hoping for some messages.

Phew, fait acomplete :-)