About Bill76

Bill76 is divorced and is seeking females for friendship or a serious relationship.

Granted, I don't fall into the tall, dark, handsome and successful category that most women seemingly aim for. What I am I believe is, warm, loving, modest and a gentleman, in between the farts. Farts come with age. I ride an ebike so won't be picking you up in the latest mercedes. I'm quiet and no rocket scientist so the conversation won't be fast paced or intelligent.
If you can get your head around that, maybe there's hope for us.

What do you like most about where you currently live?

It's right next to the countryside...more or less. Within walking distance anyway. There's local parks around and even a few coffee places.

What do you enjoy most about your current job?

What job? I'm not working due to long term health issues which I don't think counts as unemployed. Not a scrounger.
I hope to get back to work asap hopefully in something to do with sewing as that's the one thing I'm actually good at.

What are your favourite leisure activities?

Walking my dog. Cycling. Most of the time cycling with my dog. Watching movies. Camping. Give me a soggy tent in the middle of a hailstorm over some snotty hotel any day.

Where in the world are your favourite places?

Wales for the countryside and peace.

What would you do on an ideal date?

A walk in the countryside with a picnic maybe. Unless it's chucking down in which case a coffee shop would do.
The idea of sitting in a pub trying to converse while Steve and Dave argue about the latest footy match and being forced to listen to whatever passes for music these days is my idea of torture.

What are you looking for in a partner?

A good, sarcastic, dark sense of humour. A sense of adventure for the great outdoors. The ability to shut the hell up when we're watching a good film lol

What makes a good relationship?

Truth. Honesty. Not burning the chicken.

What makes you laugh?

Classic dark humour mostly. Rick Mayall and Adrian Edmondson in Bottom type stuff.

What music do you like?

Hmm...non mainstream stuff. Those little known bands with people who can actually sing and play all over youtube.
80s, 90s, some rock, some trance.

What has been the highlight of your life so far?

My two daughters and surviving a stroke.

What are you looking forward to in the future?

Growing old...hopefully intact. Hopefully not alone.

Favourite quote?

"People like us are born in little houses and die in little houses, and we've gotta find happiness somewhere in between"

Denis Leary. From the film 'Two If By Sea'.