About Dal1184

Dal1184 is single and is seeking females for friendship or a casual relationship or a serious relationship.

I live in fantasia and ride a giant white dog while making wishes that all come true instantly.
I made a wish for infinite marbles and thus am smarter than Einstein.
I lost a needle in a haystack once and found it using a magnet.
I have scientifically proven "The Secret" exists.
I once gave a flying rat's ass, it sold for 15 million on eBay.
I am so fast I can kill flies with my bare hands. Even Spiderman is jealous.
I am so funny I make bozo the clown, the 3 stooges, and the 3 musketeers laugh.
I consistently beat Chuck Norris in round house kicking contests.
I once climbed Mount Everest, Mount Kilamanjaro, and Mount Rushmore using only one bottle of water and a sack of trail mix.
I have more swagger than lil Wayne.
I never pay attention to fashion experts, they pay attention to me.
I find a golden ticket in every chocolate bar I buy.
I beat all my nerdy friends at all video games.
I was once a karaoke king 2011.
I loved the outdoors too much and had to quit.
I have swam with and trained dolphins.
I only have to hear a name and phone number once to have it memorized.
I have cheated death more times than I can count. I love music of all sorts. I'll get down with whatever's good. I've got my tastes but I'm not a snob. I like 1D as much as I do Sinatra, however I hate the Lady gaga.
I beat the devil's royal flush in poker with my 5 aces. The devil lost everything he had.
I won the world and doubled up on soul.
I later found out the Devil was trying to cheat and still lost!
I party like its Dec 19, 2012 and the world will end in 2 days.
I secretly know I am going to live forever.
I have the solution to our bad economy: make me priminister
I am writing a book about it and going to make many people rich.
I don't always take myself too seriously, life is meant to be fun.
I tie my own shoes, brush my own hair, and make my own bed... (well, only if my mom isn't at home.)

During the day, I can be found sitting in an office cubicle, feverishing tapping my phone with hopes of getting a new high score on Candy Crush. I like to spend my evenings watching re-runs of mr blobby while sipping on a glass of Chardonnay. I play a mean game of rock-paper-scissors (was the national champion for 2 years straight), and love the smell of pop tarts in the morning (part of a complete breakfast!)

On our first date, I'll fly you to Paris on my private jet, where we'll watch Celine Dion perform live in concert. After the show, I'll whisk you away to a private beach resort in St. Tropez, just in time to watch the sun set over the glistening water. Or if that doesn't excite you, we could just grab coffee at Starbucks or I got coupons for Burger King.

I'm 5,10'' on paper but 6',5 when you tickle me.
I am a stellar hugger and world class cuddlier,
I will NOT have sex on the 1st date I do NOT want to feel like a man slut thank you!

ANYTHING ELSE JUST DROP ME A MESSAGE AND ASK AWAY PEACE OUT!!