About E8STENDERS

E8STENDERS is single and is seeking females for friendship or a casual relationship.

What do you like most about where you currently live?

Well what can i say, i live in the eastend of london.in a beautiful riverside appartment, overlooking the thames not really its a bedsit above a kebab shop overlooking a communal paddling pool. But theres always something going on, mostly police sirens Theres not much street lighting where i live so a helicopter search lights,are such a welcome relief and you can actually see where your going, but in case your wandering, NO there not looking for me.

What do you enjoy most about your current job?

They havnt checked by fake references, I'v been there for 5yrs, does anyone now when a probation is supposed to end,? i'm also allowed home on compassionate grounds,When my football team loses. also i love PAYDAY, GOING HOME, CHRISTMAS PARTIES, lunchbreaks, more breaks, and falling asleep at my desk, anything that do'snt involve switching things on & moving a mouse.

What are your favourite leisure activities?

Running to macdonalds before closeing time,(Im exhausted by then)cutting out food coupons out of newspapers,and toppin up my electric key,(thats an activity in its self) dont you just hate it when your electric goes, and your right in the middle of running a hot bath. watching football and listning to music and anything that will keep me awake and talking

Where in the world are your favourite places?

Well definitely not my kitchen, i really like america iv been there once or twice, im hoping to go to australia one day but find it so far, why cant australia be in europe like everywhere else

Where in the world would you love to visit?

New york,south america, especialy brazil, argentina africa asia,thailand phillaphines europe,but since iv only got 50 airmiles left it looks like scarborough again. Beside I don't,feel comfortable travelling these days in case the border guards confuse me with the rest of the immigrants and stop me from returning. Just joking

What would you do on an ideal date?

well iv got a couple of macdonalds pound menu vouchers, iv been saving it for that special day to take one lucky lady on an ideal dinner date all expenses paid, so hurry up girls,the coupons will expires in 2027 for those who are wondering,yes girls the meal does come with a tray, apple juice and a straw.

What are you looking for in a partner?

sense of humour,animated,adventurous and affectionate has you can see my standard are not that high but anything close will do

What makes a good relationship?

When a woman knows when not to start an argument when match of the day is just about to start, jus joking.two people who are connected, who understands one and other apreciating and respecting each others needs that what makes a good relationship

What makes you laugh?

My flat, Billy from eastenders, harry hill, my PAYSLIP, last years christmas bonus, manage to get two happy meals and a sweet and sour dip with it, Shallow hal, the cast of coronation street, how anyone can find that programme entertaining is beyond me

What music do you like?

jazz, Old r&b, soul and anything that sounds like jazz and soul a little bit of pop and i mean a little bit.

What has been the highlight of your life so far?

Well what can i say, its has to be Winning The all you can eat competion in las vegas 2009, If you believe that,you believe anything, to be honest my highlight hasn't been found yet,but I know the love of my life is out there avoiding me.

What are you looking forward to in the future?

Coming out of witness protection, it does get a bit lonely,The opening of the new kebab shop below me,its been long over due,And seein my car eventualy passing its MOT for the 5th time of asking, jus joking, walking out of my job, meeting new people and enjoying life

dont have any

ok interview over,