About fredy

fredy is single and is seeking females for friendship or a casual relationship or a serious relationship.

Hi, I'm Fredy your worst nightmare. I'm looking for friends in the area and bored of my own company. I enjoy dancing, meals cinema etc. Contact me if you fancy learning to dance (salsa) at a club or would like company and a meal out. I am reasonably intelligent and enjoy socialising.

I love ironing, cooking, diy, chopping wood, hoovering, keeping my 6 pack toned, going to gym, running marathons and St Tropez. I hate untidiness, football, shopping, spas, whisky, nice clothes, good food, stupid humour and intelligent women.

I don't have a sense of humour and I am totally unreliable, sadly demand from this site means you may have to accept waiting a day or two for a date or if I am trying to fit 2 dates in an evening I can't manage 2 meals. Other than this I am reasonably flexible.

If you like rubbish food, hate weekends away, dislike biscuits especially ginger nuts or have two left feet we are probably completely compatible. if you're on same wave length get in touch.

on a personal front I wear a cologne called Panther. It has extracts of real Panther so you know it's good. It's illegal in Widnes.

I now have to say:-

why I am here ? - to meet a rich women to look after me
why I am unique - I'm not in the slightest
my hobbies - wine, women and whisky
First date - live, laugh, eat and drink
Funny video: http://youtu.be/KVN_0qvuhhw

ok girls if you like the above hit email **now**

ps I still live with my wife whom I adore, therefore girls please refrain from sending the topless pictures to my phone as this is shared and causes a tad of embarrassment.

pps if you read the above and think this is a serious profile we are not suited

ppps My photos are at least 20 years out of date and I have put about 20 stone on since then too otherwise I am instantly recognisable

And finally - I don't do casual sex, not at first anyway, I always wear a suit and tie to begin with !