About FunnyGuy1

FunnyGuy1 is single and is seeking females for friendship or a casual relationship or a serious relationship.

If you want a laugh, I'm your man - I saw Jimmy Carr in 2011, and he started a joke "Do you know what I say to my girlfriend when we're in bed together?" straight away I shouted up to him "I always ask her what time is Jimmy coming home" to which Jimmy laughed and told everyone what I'd said - got the biggest laugh of the night and he forgot to give us his punchline. I have since messaged him on Twitter asking what he says to OUR girlfriend, as she won't tell me, but alas to no reply.
I work in a restaurant's kitchen and asked a chef if I could borrow his phone, he replied yes and was just about to hand it to me when I told him "great, I forgot to get your mum's number when I met her last night" to howls of laughter.
The original senior sous chef came in one day and bragged that he woke up holding an erection, I immediately replied "did you catch the guys name or not?" implying it was another man's and not his own to more howls.