About lapadatop

lapadatop is single and is seeking females for a serious relationship.

It's easier to get someone else to describe one. So I asked an aquaintance who said I was a short fat unattractive self obsessed bore that goes on about his moronic uninteresting theories on life all the time without so much as taking a breath or pausing to see if the people in the viscinity are even still there let alone listening.

Never show any interest in anyone else. Go on about football in order to try and win friends and do male bonding and be adored and patted on the back and all that sort of thing, but even that doesn't work.

Perhaps on reflection I shouldn't have asked someone else to describe me. But they did get it right.