About MayorOfSingleville

MayorOfSingleville is single and is seeking females for friendship or a casual relationship or a serious relationship.

Welcome to my disastrous profile...

I amaze even myself at how rubbish this profile is and how little response I get from it. So instead of messaging saying what you like about me (which nobody does) - tell me why you definitely wouldn't date me

And now to conclude this absolute shambles...

I'm a normal guy, happy life, decent job, no wife or crazy ex, but a bit lonely (we all hate to admit that don't we?)

Much prefer the quieter life these days, big gatherings, clubs, arty-farty-dinner-parties and all that... just not for me anymore.

First date.. how about this...

I pick you up in my awesome Peugeot 107. You get in. There are lit candles in the car. You say "...is that dangerous?" and I reply "Yes, but I like danger."

We go to your favourite pub and have a drink, a chat, a laugh. I also manage to beat you at pool and that makes me happy. It's a fantastic evening. We come outside and we see my car is on fire.

You say "Kevin, your car's on fire. Aren't you upset?". I pull out a bag of marshmallows and reply "No, I knew that was going to happen"

Then I kiss you in front of my burning car.