About Needleman

Needleman is separated and is seeking females for friendship or a casual relationship or a serious relationship.

This is difficult, just "sell yourself" they said. I have sold cars but not myself.

Help me out. Ask me a question.

Okay, fine, on with the advert.

Separated and soon to be divorced. I now have a beard (Bald chin shot was 18 months ago, yes it has grown quick unlike the hair on my head)

Not your average idiot. Mature, Intelligent, Curious, loyal, Creative, Streetwise, but also can be Silly, Funny, Dippy and sometimes Thick. I may be hitting 58 candles on a cake but I am a lot younger inside.

I like: dogs, my motorbike, laughter, LOTR, deep conversation, minty lambchops, light rain, F1, the paranormal, bad jokes, good people, salted caramel, martial arts, flirty chat, Chinese food and anything that challenges me or my world view.

I do not like: soap operas, intolerance, cheaters, heavy rain, not being able to play a guitar, bullies, the suffering of anything, pot holes, racists, James corden, political idiots, poorly dubbed adverts, loud people, the Clintons, butter beans and sprouts.

I am not looking for another notch on my bed post, or to be a notch on someone else's.

I am looking for: laughter, stimulating conversation, a vision that holds my gaze, wisdom, comfort, shared moments, kisses, butterflies, a confidante, a first thought in the morning, a shoulder and yes, at some point, clumsy love making(but you will have to wait for that little disappointment, I am not a piece of meat you know!), I am basically looking for a best friend, a partner in crime, a Bonny to my Clyde, a Fiona to my Shrek (very apt), an ally to take on the world with. Its not much for any of us to ask for really is it.

What do I have to offer: I can string a sentence together, I am a good listener, good at first aid, waterproof shoulders, spout useless facts, hold a conversation with most types of people, understand the difference between right and wrong, good at mage (I have the paperwork to prove it), great in a crisis, drip dry, practical, low maintenance, easily pleased, house trained.
(just noticed I cannot put mage, it gets changed to mage! So think Swedish mage, deep tissue mage, indian head mage or hot stone mage)

Bad points: tattooed, not got the hair I once had, I am a music lover and therefore hate karaoke, face for radio, my back is on the way out, I spout useless facts, Work too many hours for not enough pay, I cannot and do not dance, I can quote lyrics from hundreds of weird songs you have never heard of, my boss is a self employed idiot.

Out of a 20+yr marriage so will probably have a bit of baggage but I think not too much. I am looking forward to the adventures ahead of me.

If you know why NCSWIC and 17 are important then you have my attention.

Thank you for getting to the end of this ad. I know it was difficult to get through but please spare the time to comment (good bad or indifferent, Hurl an insult, tell a joke, suggest an edit), I promise to reply to all messages, even the haters, it is only fair to respond to someone if they have taken the time to message me.
As this is my first attempt, I reserve the right to give up and sulk if nobody messages me.
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If you have got this far then you really should do the decent thing and say "Hi"