About Porkchopkid

Porkchopkid is divorced and is seeking females for a serious relationship.

Hi I'm Chris 50 years old. Not really sure what to write. If you would like to chat I'm sure you'll find out

I like going to comedy gigs
Love music and like all types anything from 80s to classical (although don't ask me to name the artist lol)

I play (badly) the keyboard but I do write my own songs
I like to laugh and don't take myself too seriously

I'm useless at DIY but I'm sure I can bang in a nail with the back of a drill or something

I do drive

I don't smoke and don't really like the lingering smell of it

I have a morbid fear of flying I've tried various courses, beta blockers, hypnosis and still can't do it and if it's a deal breaker sorry 😔

I like dining out but I can cook. I'm no gordon Ramsey but I can cook more than chips.

I do like a laugh and it's something that's been lacking in my life since I got divorced. I need someone who can help kickstart that again

What do you give
When the man who has everything needs such a lot?
Learn how he lives
How there's only one thing he hasn't got:
Love

What do you like most about where you currently live?

Near the sea and also near the countryside

What are your favourite leisure activities?

I (sort of) taught myself to play keyboard..whilst I'm not brilliant at it I do write my own songs

Where in the world are your favourite places?

There are many places. Sadly I don't fly as have a morbid fear of it (I'd rather go through a force 10 gale at sea (and I have done) than fly)

Where in the world would you love to visit?

New Zealand
Dublin and Ireland

What would you do on an ideal date?

I'd let the lady choose

What are you looking for in a partner?

Friendship and happiness. Someone who can make me laugh and is kind

What makes a good relationship?

Mutual respect.
Laughter
No ego

What makes you laugh?

Pretty much anything .it can be a good story or a one liner. Or asking Alexa to fart

What music do you like?

Most types apart from (C)rap.

What has been the highlight of your life so far?

Well I'm still here..lol my 2 boys

What are you looking forward to in the future?

Finding love and happiness. Clichéd but true