About Stoner0se

Stoner0se is single and is seeking females for friendship or a casual relationship.

What do you like most about where you currently live?

erm now let me think,yeah nothing!

What do you enjoy most about your current job?

i need TP for my bunghole!

What are your favourite leisure activities?

Football,fishing and drinking.
sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun,if the sun dont come you get a tan from standing in english rain!

Where in the world are your favourite places?

in a drunken stupor or walking round asda at 2am

Where in the world would you love to visit?

i wanna go to heaven never been there before!!

What would you do on an ideal date?

get drunk and fall asleep or just do a runner.

What are you looking for in a partner?

a few teeth and maybe a pulse.must be 5ft 3.5ins tall with dark hair and size 4 shoes.fussy i know but so are interweb women!

What makes a good relationship?

a woman with a mute button,and plenty of time apart!

What makes you laugh?

Alan partridge,balls of steel and things that are funny.
this place,should be named timewasters.com

What music do you like?

60s,80s,stoneroses,oasis etc.quite varied really.

What has been the highlight of your life so far?

probably being born and learning to tie my shoelaces at the age of 21.also becoming uk tiddlywinks champion in 1995.

What are you looking forward to in the future?

leaving the past behind,and seeing david camoron on the dole.