About Tomo80

Tomo80 is separated and is seeking females for friendship or a casual relationship.

I am an esteemed British gentleman, to the manor born. I can speak 14 languages, as long as they’re all English. I can play any musical instrument, apart from the bagpipes, they sound awful to anyone.

I can fashion any tree, any hedge in to a vulva.

In the days before medicine, I survived gonorrhoea, chlamydia, the plague, club foot, leprosy, black fever, yellow fever, night fever.

But most importantly, and I must emphasise this is THE most important thing about me. I am a certified master coxman

My criteria is pretty straightforward but I’ve missed the odd red flag here and there in the past.

Firstly give yourself 5 points then add 1 point for the following:

IQ at least in double digits
Nice eyes
Nice smile
Foreign blooded (part or whole)
Can perform a full squat with correct technique

Now minus 1 point for each of the following

2 cats or more
Tramp stamps
Blameless and selfish
Full bush 70s style
No sense of humour

If you scored 8 or above I’d love to hear from you lol

What do you like most about where you currently live?

Where I grew up, being close to my friends and family

What do you enjoy most about your current job?

I’m pretty much my own boss

What are your favourite leisure activities?

All sports rugby golf football cricket

Where in the world are your favourite places?

Anywhere new and exciting

Where in the world would you love to visit?

Bali, America Australia

What would you do on an ideal date?

That would be telling

What are you looking for in a partner?

Fun and adventure openness and more adventure

What makes a good relationship?

Communicating is key and lots of laughs

What makes you laugh?

Comedy the funnier the better

What music do you like?

All, dance indie rock rnb

What has been the highlight of your life so far?

My daughter and my sporting achievements

What are you looking forward to in the future?

Happiness can’t say any more than that