About YeraverageJoe

YeraverageJoe is single and is seeking females for friendship or a serious relationship.

I'm told i'm too laid back and that nothing bothers me,but they're wrong, people who check their moby every two minutes,people who phone tv reality programmes,the Middle East,Bush'n'Blair, Ant'n'Dec,supermarket chickens,white vans,angry drunks,sushi, Dafour,Bono,cheese'n'onion crisps, M'cdonalds,slow punctures,Paris Hilton and call centers, airport security when you have holes in your socks,pensoiners with trainers on,Simon Cowells missing top lip, PHEW !! feel better now.

What do you like most about where you currently live?

The road out to Staly Vegas.

What do you enjoy most about your current job?

The wages and the radio.

What are your favourite leisure activities?

Depends on my mood, up for anything.Chasing after Chester when he sees another dog...( thats a lie ! ) he's a pain in buttocks, but we're mates.

Where in the world are your favourite places?

Kitchen,bathroom and Car.

Where in the world would you love to visit?

China,Cuba,Tibet,the Artic and the Moon.

What would you do on an ideal date?

Walk round Venice on a rainy day.

What are you looking for in a partner?

Intelligence,wit,tolerance and single.

What makes a good relationship?

Humour and sharing the remote and chopping board.

What makes you laugh?

Watching reality show contestants cry.

What music do you like?

Anything but Jazz and James kin' Blunt !

What has been the highlight of your life so far?

Reaching 40 and not noticing.

What are you looking forward to in the future?

Bed baths in a care home.

Why are you on this site ?

Because it's free....so far.